Canonically the Worst

hannibalthecanibal:

and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw

fullmetal-dipshit:

novium:

that lil bitch

at this point i actually fear for his safety 

fullmetal-dipshit:

novium:

that lil bitch

at this point i actually fear for his safety 

murphels:

uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality

THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR

Fandoms by age:

fezofrassilon:

Hunger games: 4 years old

Supernatural: 7 years old

Percy Jackson: 7 years old

Harry Potter: 15 years old

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: 15 years old

(20 if you include the earlier movie)

Star Trek: 46 years old

Doctor who: 49 years old

Marvel: 73 years old

(Formerly timely comics)

Lord of the Rings: 75 years old

Sherlock: 125 years old

Merlin: 876 years old

You’ve lived a remarkably long life, Merlin fandom.

sleepingwithpiercethemice:

serotonical:

How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information

You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

daveidstrider:

reblog if u want a skeleton doodlebased off ur blog  like this i’ll do like 20 or something

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lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever